CLEAN YOUR EARS (clean your ears)

After a fantastic Morris Family Christmas, it was time for me to pack up my bags and take a vacation.  It was a Roger Roommate Reunion! I went to DC to visit the only people in the world who actually understand me, and my quirks. I got to spend time with the people that I've taken thousands of photobooth pics, videotaped drunk, talked in accents, played dress up, irritated bunnies, petted strangers dogs, rapped on street corners, danced in our underwear, whipped our hair back and forth, and participated in ultimate slow motion action sequences with. Special Shout out to Reneeskeet and DJ Pie  I also got to spend time with their beau's, who have had countless awkward skype moments with me, spent sleepless nights in the library with me, taken lunch trips to Manny's with me, and somehow have been able to understand all of the strange activities that have taken place in Baypoint, Bayside, and on Bradford Street. Special shout out to Graham Cracker and Bennamin. But most importantly I got to see my favorite addition to the crew, Mrs. Crackers/Rabbi Buns/Shit Machine/Nameless Bunny.  I have never seen anything so cute, yet have never been so afraid of.  I hate that stupid bunny thing. But I love him so much. Silly gay rabbit.

Here are some highlights from the trip...

• A bar tender that has no idea what a "Birthday Cake" shot is. Like wtf?!?!
• A bar called "McNasty"
• Getting a creepy guy kicked out of Madam Organs
• JUMBO SLICE PIZZA
• Ben trying to strike up casual conversation with Cab Drivers
• Renee's crazy cats
• Molly going to ABC studios to be interviewed (she's famous)
• Being a city slicker and learning how to use the metro (a huge feat for this country girl)
• Calling myself a "city slicker" multiple times a day
• Going sight seeing of course
• getting an awkward picture taken with the Ruby Red Slippers
• Taking Blurry pictures
• Hot Tub nights